This is probably the end.
All measurements turn red, the colors of despair and capitulation.
If you’re here, I think it’s because you’ve ignored all the advice, from your uncle and maybe even from your inner voice, that encourages you to invest moderately. Maybe, like me, you did not do your own research. All the candles on the chart ended up lighting up in your mind. And your mind, color-blind under the influence of emotion, did not distinguish green from red: you have just invested. A lot. More than you can afford to lose.
If I tell you about it so easily, it’s because I know how it’s going.
So between crypto-degenerates – or if you do not like English, let’s say crypto-gal, if you prefer – between crypto-degenerates, we need to support each other. And that’s why I’m writing to you. And I hope you also acknowledge that you are screwed. It is very therapeutic to recognize it. It’s even the first step in healing (or so it seems).
You see, I also lost in cryptocurrencies. A lot. And guess what? I’m still alive. Even more alive than ever. So I know where you are right now and trust my experience you are not dying. I know how not to die. How to make sure you are still standing when the dust has settled.
It is a step-by-step process.
Because at times like these, there is no room for explanation. Either you will listen and survive. Either you do not and you will not survive. You may think it’s a bit of a stretch, but you’re wrong.
You see, experts and very important websites tell you to be scared because all measurements are gray or black or red … or even hell.
So let’s get to the point of how to literally survive the crypto apocalypse. In 5 easy to follow steps.
So first and foremost, we must continue to ensure the vital functions. When times are apocalyptic as they are right now (the price of all cryptocurrencies is still at rock bottom and promise to go even further down), it requires doomsday measures. If you think I’m kidding, keep going now, get out of here like the idiots did in the boom of 2017 and 2018. It was not pretty, I tell you, in 2017 and 2018: 200 billion cryptocurrencies thrown into the fire, like that .
And then I tell you to eat. Food is the key. Because it’s useless to die. Those who died in 2017 did not imagine that bitcoin would still rise to $ 69,000 by November 2021. You must eat. And I know it’s not easy, when you have nothing left, with this capitulation (the word capitulation, you see, it comes from hood, which means the head; capitulation tends to destroy your brain, I speak to you from experience.)
And you need to keep moisturizing. It is crucial.
A regular bathtub contains about 300 liters. Come on, fill me out. And dive into it, it feels good. I would also recommend bottled water, but now is not the time, with all this business, to look for the sacred bottle of Norwegian luxury.
Take what you can get and as long as the power is still connected you can still boil rainwater if needed.
Once you’ve had enough water and preserves, equip yourself.
If you do not have access to weapons or live in a city where you are being treated as a child, it is best to find weapons as soon as possible. Baseball bat, golf club, tire iron. Anything.
There is no Metaverse or pixelated soil that can help keep you warm and protected. No it’s wrong. It’s as real as it gets. If you live in a college, roommate or other place where there is even a remote chance of HODLERS, Apes, Degens or anyone else related to a crypto subculture, you need to get out now!
You never know until it’s too late.
I’ve seen it before. The quiet kid down the hall who stays alone and plays video games? Well what you do not know is that this boy has not slept for days, he has been staring at red death screens incessantly for hours, his shirt is covered in macaroni and cheese in the previous days microwave, Mountain Dug runs through his veins and sees his lives fall apart. It’s ready to explode anytime, and you will not be there when it does. Believe me.
If you are in a city, it is usually a good idea to get out, unless of course you can secure and protect the entire perimeter, including top to bottom.
Leave the city now before it gets overrun and infested! And do not go to the sea.The whales, you remember the whales that have gathered and begin to ask themselves questions! I repeat, do not go to the sea.
Positivity has succeeded in Justin Bieber, Oprah Winfrey and others. Will Smith also got into it recently, I’m told. It will work for you too. You just have to believe that you are getting better and you have to stop tooting around. What has been done is done, what has been lost is lost.
One thing or two I learned from my good friend Jocko Willink (Navy Seal) is that push-ups are a depressed person’s best friend. Try doing a hundred push-ups. The blood circulates, the sweat flows, you feel alive.
Breathe, slowly. Breathe deeply. Give yourself time, philosophize. Practice mindful meditation and all those things. Do not be afraid to look yourself in the eye. Your cryptocurrencies are submerged and not you. Then the shaved beard shaves. Think of your neighbor who can take you for a vagabond who will squat in the building.
Do not be afraid to open up to people you trust. And above all, do not make this funeral face. You still survived the COVID pandemic. There were a thousand small deaths that you could have died of. But you’re still standing.
Of course, it’s all satire. It is inspired by all the people who say that the current inertia in the cryptocurrency markets is preparing us for a real crypto apocalypse.
Source: freely adapted from hackernoon.com
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Luc Jose Adjinacou
Far from dampening my enthusiasm, a failed investment in a cryptocurrency in 2017 only increased my enthusiasm. I therefore decided to study and understand blockchain and its many uses and with my ball to pass on information about this ecosystem.